DONATE THE CLUB A SUBSCRIPTION, DAMN IT!!!!!!

Newest members:

there they are, be nice to em



If you want to join, send a message to ~LingLing927

WHEN YOU JOIN ADD THE CLUB'S ICON TO YOUR JOURNAL.
IF YOU WATCH US WE WILL WATCH YOU

NO YAOI OR SLASH, YOU WILL GET BLOCKED, FLAMED, AND I WILL CHANGE THE PASSWORD, NOT GIVE YOU THE NEW ONE, TAKE YOUR PUTRID, BLACKENED SOUL AWAY FROM YOU, YOUR FACE WILL LEAVE YOUR ROTTING HEAD IN THE EARLY MORNING, YOUR GUTS WILL LEAVE YOUR CORPSE, YOUR SPINE WILL BREAK AND CRACK IN TWO, OR I'LL DIVIDE YOU INTO PEICES SELL THEM BACK AND RAISE THE PRICE, MAKE A PROFIT OFF YOUR INTEREST, YOU'LL INCREASE MY SALES TONIGHT!!!HOWS THAT?!

And this club is for the BAND, Dethklok, NOT JUST the show, Metalocalypse. You must like the music to be a member. If you don't like the music you can listen to Briefcase Full of Guts til (A) you like their music (B) you go def (C) your head explodes (D) you develop an insatiable craving for human flesh (E) all of the above.

LingLing927 again. ADMINS GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! DO SOME WORK! I'VE BEEN UPDATING THE SHIT OUTA THIS THING! DO YOUR SHARE!!!!!!

IF YOU DON'T JOIN, THEN YOU ARE NEITHER BRUTAL, NOR METAL AND YOU SUCK.

Founder:
Admin is ME! No, just kidding it's
Also is the co-administrator: OBEY HIM!

The Gears In The Wheel of KLOK (members):


Affiliates:



Brutal things to see:





LINGLING927 PWNS NARUTO!!1!